Fighting Words

Author: JoeBlough

Date: June 29, 2019

by JoeBlough
6-29-19
Mr. President, Alaska is now the crime capital of our Country!
Fine! Fine! Have Mike Dunleavy come to my office.
I hear you can't keep those damn native Inuits in line up there, Governor! Now "I" gotta do it for ya!
But sir, I know you'll come up with a hugely great plan for the people there!
Hands up, you badass Eskimo! I been sent by POTUS to stop your crimewave & five stinkin' dollars won't buy me off!
No? Tell Donny it's been plenty enough to buy BJs from Ivanka!