Equal Opportunity

Author: JoeBlough

Date: July 2, 2019

by JoeBlough
7-02-19
Baz Luhrmann is making a new Bio-Pic!
I know! It's about ELVIS! Who's gonna play the KING?
I understand it's between, PeeWee Herman, Wilford Brimley, Denzel Washington and Kathy Bates!
Wow! Baz sure has his work cut out for him! They're ALL pros!
But Kathy Bates? You really think she...?
Hey, her dick may not be the biggest but she does sing a mean "Hound Dog"!