Losing to a Woman

Author: JoeBlough

Date: July 2, 2019

by JoeBlough
7-02-19
Auditions to play "Elvis" in a BioPic.
Who ees next, boy?!
His name is Jimmy, Mr. Luhrmann!
"Thank you...thank ya very much! I'm gonna Rock n roll, Mama!"
Vhat ees vit dis "Mama" business, dummkopf? Now get into costume und SING!
"You anin't nuthin' but a hound dog, a crockin' all the time..."
Schnip! SCHNAP! Absprengen, Jimmy! "Kathy Bates" ist es!