Schlomoe Goes to Lunch

Author: JoeBlough

Date: August 2, 2019

by JoeBlough
8-02-19
Recently, at a local "Burger King"....
One "Impossible" Whopper and a water please!
Oy Vey! I haven't even read you my order yet!
So? I can tell by looking at your pasty white skin and anorexically thin body that you're obviously a certifiable,....
...screwball, Vegan type who hates meat & doesn't mind the extra cost of using "meatless" meat! Plus, we charge for the water too...to pay for the cup!
Extra COST, eh? Forget the burger and put my water in a bag, not a cup!