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Recently, at a local "Burger King"....
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| One "Impossible" Whopper and a water please! | |
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| Oy Vey! I haven't even read you my order yet! | |
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| So? I can tell by looking at your pasty white skin and anorexically thin body that you're obviously a certifiable,.... | |
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| ...screwball, Vegan type who hates meat & doesn't mind the extra cost of using "meatless" meat! Plus, we charge for the water too...to pay for the cup! | |
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| Extra COST, eh? Forget the burger and put my water in a bag, not a cup! | |
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