Take "NO" For An Answer

Author: JoeBlough

Date: August 2, 2019

by JoeBlough
8-02-19
May I have this dance?
No, because there's no band!
Who needs a band, my sweetness? For I will hum a delightful tune into your dainty ear!
Uh...gimme a sec, ok?
But a deal is struck in the alley outside!
Tearing out his Larynx will be $100, lady!
You're hired!