Papa's Little Helper

Author: JoeBlough

Date: August 25, 2019

by JoeBlough
8-25-19
Should I run for Prez again, Melania?
You must be kidink, Donald! Have you not already surpassed all of your wildest dreams?
All but one! I still have yet to master "Stand-Up-Comedy".
Surely you jest, Dahlink? You are undoubtedly the most famous buffoon of all time. Ask anyone!
You callin' my "stand-up" FUNNY? Funny how? Do I AMUSE you? Funny HOW?
Your "stand-up" does need some vurk, dahlink! But it is vurk your little blue pills can't fix!