Arkansas Love

Author: JoeBlough

Date: September 5, 2019

by JoeBlough
9-05-19
Ya'll just cain't be knocked up, Lucy, honey! Yer barely six, right?
I'm nine, STUPID! Daddy says now you gotsta marry me!
OK...I'll call the Justice of the Peace.
No way, Billy Bob! I'm havin' me a big ole church weddin'! Daddy done gone to set it all up!
"Father of the Bride", I take it?
No shit, Sherlock...and the groom too! Now dust off them thar "discount vows"! My youngins' wanna get hitched!