Home Alone

Author: JoeBlough

Date: September 27, 2019

by JoeBlough
9-27-19
Mama, the guy on TV says they're going to impeach our President.
Damnit Lucy, why don't ya watch "Sesame Street" like other kids?
Because world events are more important to me than tickling Elmo.
Just settle down and be a kid! Go watch the video I rented. I got a date to get to!
So, like a good little girl....
Oh NO! Not "A Serbian Film", AGAIN?