Plucked From the Headlines

Author: JoeBlough

Date: October 16, 2019

by JoeBlough
10-16-19
Oh no, Tarzan in trouble!
Ah-a-ah-a-ah-a-ah-a-ah-ahhhhh!
Didn't you hear Tarzan yelling?
That wasn't HIM! Sounded more like an old lady gettin' killed to me!
This just in.....An old lady found dead at Santa Barbara Ranch of Ron Ely, the 60's TV Tarzan!
Could be old Tarzan is still monkeying around, eh Bob?