the prize at the bottom of the box is herpes

Author: JoeReichenbock

Date: November 30, 2010

by JoeReichenbock
11-30-10
okay boys, sugary cereal profits are down. we need something catchy, something that will stick, that will make little girls and boys scream.
how bout a new cereal mascot? a grotesque form of a human being?
this mascot got a name?
deathtoradio.
i meant "catchy", "sticky", and "makes kids scream" in a totally different way.