It begins...

Author: JoeTheGuy

Date: June 6, 2001

by JoeTheGuy
6-06-01
Father, I need a favor.
Oh goodie. What is it this time?
Well, I was wondering if I could have heat vision like Superman.
If it'll shut him up...
All right! I am SUPER JESUS 2000! Ya betta bless yoself, befa ya mess yoself!
What the hell is this fucker on?