It's not a defect, it's a feature!

Author: Joe_The_Kitsune

Date: August 23, 2005

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-23-05
Silly girl. Only PSPs can beat Nintendo DSes. I'll save you!
PSP!!! Help me! An evil Nintendo DS wants me to touch it!!! I tried Bolt 3, but-
Take this, you goddamned Dual-Screen!! Ultima!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!! Wait, where's the Ultima spell?
Fuck.
Uh-oh. My UMD Disk fell out my ass.