Mr. Dragon #1- Damsels in Distress

Author: Joe_The_Kitsune

Date: August 23, 2005

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-23-05
RAWR!!! I'M GONNA EAT YOU NOW!!
Like, dude, that is so totally cliche.
Wait, what?
Like, "Rawr, I'm gonna eat you now"? Why don't you just stick a sign up that says "I've never been out since the dark ages".
They just don't make Damsels in Distress like they used to...
So, like, what's you're name? Mine's Demi. It's a wierd name, I know-(blah blah blah blah blah)