Please tell me he's kidding.

Author: JohnB

Date: November 5, 2002

by JohnB
11-05-02
I'm sure a lot of you are wondering why a guy like me joined the priesthood?
Well, the truth is that I had to leave my last job as coach of the local Under 11's track and field team pretty quick. There was complaints about the motivational techniques I used.
The results speak for themselves, they'd run faster when I yelled "Work That Ass".