All comics by JohnBlackshadow

 

Why I hate online players by JohnBlackshadow 10-22-04
While on his computer, Michael has a thought You know, these Diablo two players really annoy me. I seriously doubt if any of them have ever seen a naked woman, let alone had sex with her.	Bing! Somebody mentioned thier sister in the chat room. ... Yeah send your sister around to my house, I'll #$% all over her face!	Ah, the lair of the beast... and then I'll force my @#$% up her @#$ for the fun of it and... Mom says come down for dinner!

 

A walk outside... by JohnBlackshadow 10-22-04
Suddenly... a rare moment of brilliance I'm really tired of these blasted games, I'm going outside	A walk to the park... Dude, this isn't bad at all, the sun is shinign and the breeze is blowing...	The computer knows! What the hell?! What good will outside do you without me?!

 

The computer followed by JohnBlackshadow 10-22-04
Wait, how did the computer get there? What are you doing here? Bringing you back to the dungeon where you belong!	Figures How you gonna get me to go home? Remember those robotic hands you installed on me? You wanted them to do... certain things?	What??? Ummm... we don't need to go into detail about that.. Not to mention that extra "air hole..."

 

At a machines mercy by JohnBlackshadow 10-22-04
After much distrubing conversation... Okay... so maybe I'm a lacking a social life, but this is my time to escape that! I don't think so, I have more convicnging ways to bring you back.	Convincing? What are you doing??? Downloading hundreds of porn files via the internet, I know what humans want Michael. Heres a demo	Maybe it's time for Mike to run... Hey mister, what you looking at? OH SNAP! I'm in trouble!

 

Me and the Priest by JohnBlackshadow 10-22-04
OHHHH SNAAAPPP!!! Sir, have you no shame showing a child such horrific movies?! Father O'Malley, what are you doing here?!	Yes, there probably is such a board I'm part of the Board of Clean Humor and Good Taste, my leader will be here soon to see to it this is put to an end! Who's your leader?	OHHHH SNAAAPPP! MICHAEL!!! Godamnit!

 

Well hello!... Jesus by JohnBlackshadow 10-22-04
Jesus is in the house! Calm down Micahel, you just said godamnit in front of Jesus... I can read your thoughts!	Uh oh... Really? Like all the time? Yes...	I'm questioning my savior Even if... DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

 

Well Hello!...Jesus Pt. 2 by JohnBlackshadow 10-22-04
Well, now that he's here... Do you know why I'm here? Probably cause my computer is downloading hundres of porn files, each more disturbing than the last?	A little mixup Your computer's doing what?!!!! Isn't that why you're here?	He can still read minds I was sent here because you were using the same background every panel; Jesus! Dude you are in a lot of trouble! Don't mention the upgrades, don't even think about the add-ons... oh godamnit!

 

Computer VS. Jesus by JohnBlackshadow 10-22-04
What should I do? Well if I can explain myself for a sec, I really didn't have a part in any of it. I can understand that.	He is all knowing! Personally, I don't even know how it got out here. Theres no power cord anywhere nearby... I will reason with your machine.	A heavy debate You must cease you activities! Listen, without sins there wouldn't be an internet!

 

From China with Brian by JohnBlackshadow 10-23-04
Yes, Brian is that white So Brian, how was your trip to China? Dude, the chinese were all over me, they love me there!	Flashback! China... You so tall, you so handsome... That's right, everybody loves the Brian.	And then... SPREAD THE COMMUNISM!!! Right on!

 

From China with Brian by JohnBlackshadow 10-23-04
Still in China... Great, another vendor... Buy our shit!	Figures Why the hell should I? I'm not that gullible! Wait!	They do make everything Cause if you don't buy it here, you'll buy it in America for twice the price! Damnit she's right

 

On our way to Nowhere! by JohnBlackshadow 10-23-04
Forced to listen to a seminar on video editing software, Michael stares blankly as Andrew asks questions Hmmmmmm.... Well, how many files can I save on the video editor?	"Lots of memory" I was forced to come here so my friends could learn more about making dumb movies... OH MY GOD! THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME!	Uhhh Andrew... Dude, your nose is bleeding! IT'S FREAKING AWESOME!

 

Andrews bleeding... do I care? by JohnBlackshadow 10-23-04
Andrew hasn't noticed! Andrew get a paper towel or something! Your nose is bleeding bad! I think I just came all over my pants! This software rocks!	Yes, nerds are notrious for that Andrew? Andrew! *Thunk!*	While lying on the floor... Sweet! Don't have to drive his boondock ass home today! Shutup and get back here! You know I'd gladly drive If I gave a damn!

 

Stoneridge Theatre... what a job by JohnBlackshadow 10-23-04
While working at the movie theatre. I hate standing here at work all day, people just generally suck. Hey, am I allowed to come back in if the movie I saw is over and I didn't buy a ticket in the first place?	Duties: Clean, sweep, look busy, repeat Look, I don't really care, I'm gonna go clean the first threatre. You didn't answer my pointless question!	Always look busy! I hate cleaning and having to watch the advertisements... Let's all go the lobby! Lets all go to the lobby! Lets all KILL THE ZIMBABWE PRESIDENT! AHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

Another day at work by JohnBlackshadow 10-23-04
Still working... You said the Shark Tale was down the hall to left? Yeah, just stay to the left	Wrong movie! You said this is Shark Tale? Not in there! Thats Team America, World Police!	Damn mothers and thier loose kids! Why is my kid saying "@#$% the Chinese?" Can I get a manager, please?

 

At Chris's house by JohnBlackshadow 10-25-04
While bored one day, Michael goes to Chris's house... So Chris, wheres Murphy at? I dunno, he was supposed to be over here to playtest another one of my systems.	Murphy, nowhere to be seen? You really have nothing better to do with your free time do you? Well, I watch Star Trek and Farscape...	What they don't say Why the hell is he blue? I wonder if I'm missing Farscape...

 

At Chris's house Part 2 by JohnBlackshadow 10-25-04
WOOSH! What was that? Did someone say playtesting?!	Briefcase in hand.... Murphy, where the hell have you been? SHAMBLING!	And his first reaction is... How'd you get here so fast? YOUR MOTHER!

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