On the Planet Zurg

Author: JohnPi

Date: December 13, 2001

by JohnPi
12-13-01
A day in the life of Fred
Why would you do this to me? I'm such an attractive fellow!
I would like you a lot more if you got some meat on your bones!
But you wrote me this letter saying I'm the best piece of meat on the whole planet.
I was smoking crack that day, AND you're the ONLY piece of meat on this planet.
You give me no choice. I'm going to slaughter a new born calf.
WHAT was I thinking?!