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by JohnnyBluejeans
7-21-05
what does it say?
...it says i didn't get my rebate.
what should we--
JUST SHUT UP!!
lets just put nails in our heads and then call the rebate center.
OK.

 

by JohnnyBluejeans
7-21-05
hey jesus!
OMG!Heeeeeeeyyyyy!!!
LOL!
you fag.

 

by JohnnyBluejeans
7-21-05
Have ya heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated "arrrrrr!"
that was so gay.
that was so gay.

 

by JohnnyBluejeans
7-21-05
you totally remind me of something.
...?...
Oh yeah! There it is!
GOBBLE, GOBBLE!

 

by JohnnyBluejeans
7-21-05
Would you like a butthole wet willie?

 

by JohnnyBluejeans
7-21-05
AHH!!
BOO!
...you made me poop myself.
Good thing you're wearing those disposable diapers, you dumb fuckin' retard!

 

by JohnnyBluejeans
7-25-05
So I says to Mabel, I says.....
Excuse me...um.....you just sat on my wife.
Thanks.

 

by JohnnyBluejeans
7-25-05
Johnny had never actually encountered the fashion police.....until today.

 

by JohnnyBluejeans
7-28-05
So yesterday I was on the subway, and this guy asked me "What do you want to do with your life?"
Then I really thought about it and I realized that I'm an adult with no real plans for the future, y' know?
One time when I was eating out my dog it peed in my mouth.

 

by JohnnyBluejeans
7-28-05
Dammit, am I buried again?!
I've really got to stop drinking Jager.

 

by JohnnyBluejeans
7-28-05
I'm totally gonna fuck that tree.
WHAT!?
You heard me, tree!
...you heard me.

 

by JohnnyBluejeans
12-07-05
If I couul turn back tiiiime.....
If I could find a waaayyy......
I'd take back all the words that hurt you.....
And you'd stay.

 

by JohnnyBluejeans
12-22-05
Well hey! Big surprise!! No presents...AGAIN!! Thanks, Santa!!!
yeah.....fuck that guy.....

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