Variations on a theme, No. 2

Author: Johnny_Bosanova

Date: November 24, 2003

by Johnny_Bosanova
11-24-03
Oh lord, not this fuckin vagrant again...
Ho hum...
GEEEF MEE SURM MURNEY, GEEF MEE SURM MURNEY...Oh look it's Darren.
It's Des actually. So what are you selling today?
Yeah do I look like a fucking name book today? Anyway, today I sell magic cat, why magic? Cos it tell the time for you, and makes you tea?! WOW!
You just stuck a teasmade to its forehead didn't you?
Hur hur, that's where you wrong fuckface, it was back of head, front of head would be crazy! How it see? Through radar? Hur hur.