FTCX: A substitute for sex relief!

Author: Johnny_Lincoln

Date: November 21, 2003

by Johnny_Lincoln
11-21-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches
It's no fun anymore, not since the mall put a stop to the kids sitting on my lap. Oh well, back to the inflatable alien for my sexual pleasure!