The Leader of a very disturbing gang

Author: JonJonB

Date: April 9, 2003

by JonJonB
4-09-03
Jesus, is that you? The man in your old house told me to come to Blazlakistania, to this address. I need my blindness healed!
What the hell, kid, I'm not Jesus, I'm Gary Glit...how old are you?
Fifteen.
Come right in! I, Jesus, will heal you of your blindness with my uh...magic...blindness healing ritual!
The ritual dictates you must take your pants off.