Jesus Christ, Supergullible

Author: JonJonB

Date: July 25, 2002

by JonJonB
7-25-02
Look, I'd love to help you, Jesus, I really would. If you could just give me the security code for the gates of heaven...
Only if you PROMISE not to send your legions of minions up into heaven to wage war against my dad.
I...I...promise...*hehehe*
Ok...7732588224224
Woohoo! Universal domination here I come, baby!!!
..you're such a fucking bitch, Satan..