Zero-Tolerance for Britlandians

Author: JonJonB

Date: July 25, 2002

by JonJonB
7-25-02
What would appear to be the problem at hand, officer of the law?
Sir, you're under arrest for being a stuck-up English asshole.
You can't be serious, my good man! Why, in all my years of being English and stuck-up, I've never met someone with such a blatant lack of manners or personal hygene. I am completely shocked by this!
..uh-huh, this must be your first time in the states.
Well, I tell you, I'll be getting right on the phone to the ol' Queen to talk about this one, it's a national outrage!
Just get in the car, sir.