So he WAS gay after all

Author: JonJonB

Date: July 25, 2002

by JonJonB
7-25-02
How can I help you, my son?
Father...I think I might be Gay.
Well, you have the moustache..and the cat. Ineed, my son, I think you may be queer material. The power of Christ compels you to get the hell out of my Church.
Right...of course...I'll just go kill myself then.
Ooh, a faggot AND suicidal? You'll be sucking your sausages in hell from now on, hehehe.
;_;