The guinea pig explosion

Author: JonProctor

Date: March 24, 2005

by JonProctor
3-24-05
Gaylord household headquarters
Mom, the guinea pig's exploded again!
(squeak)!
Church- funeral......
Thanks for coming, Reverend Nevercares. Why's my uncle Arsewiggle dead?
Who's your Uncle Arsewiggle?
Chruch........
He was my guinea pig that exploded all over my mom's wedding dress.
It landed where?!