The Killa Kat- part 2

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 7, 2005

by JonProctor
4-07-05
Dude, have you heard? That rocker has come out of hospital today. He says that he's gonna kill that weird looking cat.
Really? Wow. I thought he was dead. That cat is a born-to-be killer. Have you seen what that cat did to main street? I'll take you there right now!
Wow! Look what it did to this place!
Dude, I'm just gonna check out that building that's shaped like an ass.
Oh, shit. It's the cat. It's the one that Tommy said lookws like a piece of shit. Wait a minute......it kinda does. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Laugh it all up, kid. I've just took Mr Asswiggle to the vets. He's had a special powered chip inserted up his anus. He has ice powers like Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat!