The rocker and the lizard

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 7, 2005

by JonProctor
4-07-05
I belive in a thing called shit. Just listen to the rhythm of me farts. There's a mic in front of me now. It'll talk when I finish this song. THANK YOU!
What the hell was that? You sang the wrong words, you piece of turd.
Doctor, my mic told me to come and see you about my use of forgetting lyrics.
Why the hell do you forget the lyrics, you piece of turd?
That's exactly what my mic said to me.
Your Mic talks? Gee, I thought my last patient was crazy. He said I had a lizard head.