The lizard and the rocker- part 3- Brain surgery

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 7, 2005

by JonProctor
4-07-05
What can I do for you, Dr Redface?
I need plastic surgery to change my face to a human one.
There's nothing wrong with your face. You look cool. I'll do surgery on your friends brain though.
Done and done.
After 2 days of surgery.
I can see clearly now my brain is gone. I can- - wow. When did you get surgery?
Nothing. You've just had your brain ripped out and I've found out that I was never a lizard. It was because you have Brain-ass-like-monkey-fart-fruit-atosis.