Brother, your coffin is empty- Part 2

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 7, 2005

by JonProctor
4-07-05
Where's my spot cream?
Has the elephant-sized boil came back on your arse?
Who the fuck are you and take that cloth off.
I'm your brother. I've came to give you the anus cream.
Why do stupid things happen to me bro? Oh, at your funeral, Priest Dickface told me he had an Uncle Helicopter.
Ha ha! He always used to make me cough up logs of shit.