Brother, you're coffin is empty- Part 3

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 7, 2005

by JonProctor
4-07-05
Phil. I thought you were dead!
I was. I choked on a pretzel when I went to see Motley Crue.
Why didn't you call me on your trip, Phil?
I couldn't! I was dead. There are no phones in heaven, Honey.
Damn. Here's my gaylord brother.
How's it going, Philly?