The doped dinosaur

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 8, 2005

by JonProctor
4-08-05
Dude, this dope is getting me high. I'm stoned.
That isn't dope. That's just a matchstick that's been set alight.
Hey, I'm so high that I can see giant dope sticks running around with smoke drifting from their ass.
Hey, what the hell are you doing? I'm real dope. That's just a matchstick!
It's real enough to get me stoned and see butterflies. I can even see that Dr Redface really has a lizard head. I thought the rocker was weird.
Well, I've got news for you. The rocker had brain surgery and saw that I wasn't a lizard. The only effect is that he still forgets lyrics. You have the same disease he had because you're sight is gay.