Chatman

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 8, 2005

by JonProctor
4-08-05
When I was little, my mother hated me and she still does. She used to throw me on the streets and make me beg for money.
I said "Mom, you look like an ass and smell like the indide of one". She slapped me and I never saw her since.
But the saddest thing was when I was seventeen. My girlfriend was cheating on me with the football coach just because he had tree trunk legs.