Brian 5- Mick, the crazy, mental anus lube

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 8, 2005

by JonProctor
4-08-05
Brian, I'm not sure about that friend in the bar.
What? Mick? Oh, he's just weird. He's got a memory problem. He still asks me how my mom's funeral was and she died ten years ago.
It's just.....what's he gonna do next? He might set fire to the house.
Yeah, I know. He did that when I was six. And again when I was thirteen. He got out of the Mental institution yesterday. He's so dumb that he'll ask me how the wedding was again tomorrow!
WHOA! Stop right there. The rest of the stroy starts again, a year later. Things are going down. And............Brian has a little gift.