The craps 4- Hammer and Nail

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 9, 2005

by JonProctor
4-09-05
Oh, crap. My wife's coming home and I'm not fully prepared for what's gonna happen on the night!
I'll just use this hammer and nail to nail your ballsack to a black and decker and she'll understand that you can't do it.
It's not that, Gaylord! My thingy......it's....er......too.....sma- - nevermind. Just do the black and decker.
Okay, just wait there. I'm not good with a hammer and nail.
I'm holding still, do it!
Aw, shit. I've nailed it into my head!