The Adventures of Butch & Redface

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 18, 2005

by JonProctor
4-18-05
This is the famous Haunted House where I killed Count Dracula by shoving a stake up his ass.
I can tell you're lying. You weren't alive in the 1800's and you're not supposed to shove the stake up his ass. You're supposed to shove it in his heart.
I know but what the fuck's the point? You might as well give him a girlfriend and make her dump him. That'll break his heart and kill him.
Do you want me to show you how to use a sharp object on Vampyres?
AHHHH! UGHH! What the fuck're you doing, Butchy boy?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Showing you how to kill vampyres!