Dave's guide to dating

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 19, 2005

by JonProctor
4-19-05
Honey, what's wrong with your ass-fried ham?
Dave, don't call me honey. I'm not your girlfriend yet.
Well, that doesn't change a thing. I love you, baby. You are my soul mate.
I'll see you tommorow. Come to my house.
Oh, I can't wait to see her tits!