Dumb Bum news reader

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 19, 2005

by JonProctor
4-19-05
Good Evening and welcome to Channel 3 news. We have updates on the fuckball league.
Who the (beep) is messing with the typer?! You know what he's like. He reads whatever's on it!
Ho, ho, ho! I'm father (beep) christmas. I smell like my dog's ass!
Other news was informed that an old man called Dicksmoke McCarthy was brutally shagged in an alley not far from here.
My ass is a gift from god. I use it on the crapper and during sex with J- J- Jolsen? Anyway, my dick makes me famous by Kathy sukcing it right now.
(gargle) (choke) (slurp) MMMMM. Tasty. Knock the camera's off. I'll be here all day!