C.I.A vs D.I.A

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 21, 2005

by JonProctor
4-21-05
D.I.A headquarters. (incase you didn't know, the DIA stands for DOG INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.....
Dude, there's dogs like you that just rip the hell out of cats. I don't go for tha shit. Leave 'em be.
Shut the fuck up! Listen, a real dog has a common command to attack intruders from the other side of the wall. I shall do as Master Rento says.
Master Rento is a pure Asshole. He commands and commands until we start to cough up cat's bones.
Listen, Punk! You'll do as you're told. We need the Technology and Education in order to take part in Project Catkill.
CIA........cat intelligence agency...........
Listen, we need to hop over that big wall and steal all their stuff. That way it'll piss them off 'cause they can't get over the wall. HA HA!
Dat is correct. Da world shall bow at our paws!