You have 3 new messages, Message 1: *beep*

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 21, 2005

by JonProctor
4-21-05
Must not call the porno hotline, must not call the porno hotline.
*beep* You have 3 new messages. Message 1: Honey, you're not right for me. Let's have a divorce. This is Kerry. *beep*
Crap. She lied about those wedding vows!
Message 2 *beep* :This is the porno club, stop stealing towels! *beep*.
Come on, give me atleast one good message!
...........*beep* you have won the lottery! Oh, sorry, wrong number *beep*..........