Butch- The Jury's decision

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 21, 2005

by JonProctor
4-21-05
Mr Kennedy, what where you doing before the death of Chales Asschicken?
Walking my pathetic dog in the cemetry. It was shitting everywhere.
Well, how come you had the knife in your hand when Officer Dickwod entered the scene?
Because that mad old bitch over there handed me the knife when I didn't know what was going on.
We find the defendent not guilt but gay with a serious ass licking problem.
Yes! Everything is true apart from the ass licking thing and I'm not gay.