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| Today at the petrol station my wife drank a whole litre of diesel. She had to go to the doctors and I never saw her since. | |
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| The same thing happened two years ago to me. | |
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| I've never went to sleep since. I cry every night until I look like I pissed the bed. | |
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| I did the same thing apart from the fact that I really did piss the bed and it was my pillow that was covered in tears. I-- | |
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| You just squashed my best friend, Asshole! | |
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| Shit! My new jeans'll be covered in squirrel shit and guts! | |
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