School play

Author: JonProctor

Date: April 21, 2005

by JonProctor
4-21-05
And now, Mrs Fletcher's class will do a paly for you. Presenting, you're children.
Hey, Mister. I can't find my left testicle. It fell down the toilet when I was on the shitter.
That might be what hit me in the head when the drain pipe exploded. It knocked me out and I woke up here.
Psssst. Stick to the script.
Fuck you, old lady. It's not my fault that you're shagging the janitor!