Bret of life- Deformed during the apocalypse

Author: JonProctor

Date: August 1, 2005

by JonProctor
8-01-05
This is more shitty than it looks, Brad.
Tell me about it, you look like a fucking lizard!
Tell me about it. But, look around you. I destroyed the fucking city!
Yeah, I noticed that too. You're an asshole, Bret!
It's not my fault. I was born this way!
No you weren't! You were your normal self a few seconds ago!!