Brian- Series 3- Episode 1

Author: JonProctor

Date: January 5, 2006

by JonProctor
1-05-06
It was a peaceful day and Brian was in the lounge with his wife......
Honey, Dylan is out of control. He called me a worthless piece of shit that wanks over Brad Pitt movies...and I don't do that!
Brian, I don't think that this marriage is working out. You were shagging a moose last night at Wackerfield farm!
Who the fuck said that?!
Mick. Mick is a gentleman and I believe every single word he says now.
That guy is dead!
Asshole.