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by JonasGrumby
5-22-05
When I turn around you will NOT be sitting on that chair! You are NOT real, this is NOT possible!
NOOOO!!! This is a dream, you are NOT real, this is NOT possible!!! I am NOT crazy!
If you're so sane, why are you living on that idiot's shirt?

 

by JonasGrumby
5-22-05
You want to pull me out of your WHAT?
I don't even know who you are anymore!
Thats right, do some more crack! That will definately make me agree to being pulled out of your ass!

 

by JonasGrumby
5-24-05
... that's right Blackstone, I really feel that it has never been safer to fly.
What if they made the entire airplane out of the material used to make the black box?
Knew that would get him.

 

by JonasGrumby
5-24-05
Jack, we all voted and think you should talk to Kathy.
Damn, just becasue I'm a good looking heterosexual doctor with a tattoo I get picked for everything!
Kathy, I'm sorry to tell you this but you died in the plane crash.
Cut people, this isn't working, lets scrap this scene!
Damn, I knew I should have tried out for the role of Sayid

 

Jerry is shocked to learn that he has mistakenly been sold on eBay as a Survivor Prop to benefit the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation.
by JonasGrumby, 5-28-05

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