Jesus is a liar

Author: JooJooBees

Date: October 21, 2001

by JooJooBees
10-21-01
The ocean is calm.... but not Brian's jock itch.
Hello jesus. i was wondering... i have in incredible case of jock itch that i just can't ditch. Is there anything you can do for me. i've tried everthing from medicated creams....to my cats claws....
Well Brian. your cats claws might be a little rough... but no there is nothing i can do. why dont you ask Tommy the thrasher.....
Brian finds Billy the thrasher "just kickin' it to the curb"
Hey Tommy the thrasher, i was wondering if there was anyway you could cure my jock itch???
What the fuck??? are you some kind of Nambla faggot or something??? all i can say is THRASH!!!!
Jesus is a liar
Jesus. your a god damn liar. i hate you. i want you to get down off that cross and scratch my balls!!! PLEASE SOMEBODY SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silly mortals....