Ozzy Does Standup

Author: Jose_Anon

Date: May 22, 2003

by Jose_Anon
5-22-03
What do you call a cow with no legs Sharon?
Gr Gr Grou Grou Ground Ground Beef
Sharon? SHARON! Wha What do you call a cow, um cow, with 3 legs?
Lean Beef ... ah. It's lean beef isn't it Jack?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Kelli? Is that you in front Kelli? Uhhh, Going Home Alone then?
Yes Ozzy, you call it Going Home Alone.