Dinner table conversations

Author: JrnymnNate

Date: April 18, 2005

by JrnymnNate
4-18-05
Why are there so many sexual euphemisms that have to do with food? Tossing salad, eating out, popping cherries, salami, meat, so on and so forth.
Don't talk about sex at the dinner table, it's unbecoming. I mean, I'm eating for god's sakes.
Oh please. Are you going to confuse that meat with my pussy, just because of some verbal asociations like meat curtians or something?
No, this tastes much better.