Explaining football to your girlfriend

Author: Juanwalez

Date: April 13, 2003

by Juanwalez
4-13-03
So they chase the ball and have to put it in the net?
Yeah basically, and you can't use your hands
But wait! That guy in front of the goal just picked up the ball!
That's the goalkeeper...
He's even wearing gloves! That's so pre-meditated!