Stab Kidnapps Jade

Author: JudgeGonz

Date: October 30, 2001

by JudgeGonz
10-30-01
Jade gets lost on her way to the whorehouse..
Where the hell am I?
Why! YOU'RE IN CANADA, MY DEAR!
Really? How the fuck did I get here? And who the hell are you?
Oh. Me? I'm Stab. I kidnapped you from a park bench outside Yankee Stadium. You were clutching pictures of Derek Jeter. I brought you to my homeland!
Ummmmm....Ok....
So, wanna go home and see my collection of Limited Edition Habs jerseys? *giggle*