Five'o clock news

Author: JuggaloNinja166

Date: July 26, 2004

by JuggaloNinja166
7-26-04
News Sucks
Tonight on Channel 3 News.. We discover that no one watches this crap anymore cuz the news sucks blah blah blah
Yes Johnny our Ratings have greatly decreased since blah blah blah
Let's See what else is on
HA HA, Don't you feel stupid Chris Did you forget It wuz 5'o clock
That's right Chris For the next hour we'll be taking over your television so we can give the old people what they want
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
So just sit back, and deal with it
Damn you five'o clock news, DAMN YOU!